Thoughts on certain TV shows

What some TV shows make me think.

• Storage Wars - I have all sorts of crap. I could be RICH. :O
  
• Good Eats - I could cook.
  
• Iron Chef - I can't cook.
• Hoarders - CLEAN ALL THE THINGS.
• What Not To Wear - How many people have already sent in an application for me?
• How It's Made - I should go to bed. . . Or maybe learn how to make pipecleaners first.
• Extreme Couponing - I could do that. Reality: F*** that.
• The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross - PURE BLISS.

SO MANY HAPPY TREES.