Sunday, January 1, 2012

Thoughts on certain TV shows

What some TV shows make me think.
  • Storage Wars - I have all sorts of crap. I could be RICH. :O
  • Good Eats - I could cook.
  • Iron Chef - I can't cook.
  • Hoarders - CLEAN ALL THE THINGS.
  • What Not To Wear - How many people have already sent in an application for me?
  • How It's Made - I should go to bed. . . Or maybe learn how to make pipecleaners first.
  • Extreme Couponing - I could do that. Reality: F*** that.
  • The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross - PURE BLISS.
SO MANY HAPPY TREES.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Things I'm good at, Things I'm bad at

Things I'm bad at:
  1. Being on time.
  2. Finishing projects.
  3. Being calm while driving.
  4. Singing.
  5. Managing time.
  6. Consistency.
  7. Spelling "definitely".
  8. Being positive.
  9. Keeping vegetarian.
  10. Remembering names/faces.

Things I'm good at:
  1. Sleeping.
  2. Walking quickly.
  3. Science and art.
  4. Cleaning and organizing.
  5. Making lists.
  6. Saving money.
  7. Drawing Pikachu on my notes.
  8. Dancing poorly.
  9. Finding fun in the mundane.
  10. Getting distracted.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Favorite Things: Rainbow edition!

For each color of the rainbow, I will list some of my favorite things which correspond.

BLACK/WHITE.
Flannel. "Off the Wall" Vans. Crosswords. Car. Coffee mug. Doot doot shark.

BROWN.
Coffee. Chocolate. Earth. Trees. Raccoon hat. Cedar chest.

RED. Strawberries. Tomatoes. Mittens. S'mores shirt.

ORANGE. Blanket. Conan. Bistro 3 dishware.

YELLOW. Fat Pikachu. Bananas. Bowser. Lemonade. Face soap.

GREEN. Leaves. Duct tape. Willis and Phillis. Spearmint gum.

BLUE. Water. Sweatshirt. Organic Chem pens. Bike.

PURPLE. Hair. Towels. Glasses.